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    June 30

    送别

    "亲戚或余悲,他人亦已歌.
    死去何所道,托体同山阿."
     
    今天下午(准确的说已经是昨天下午了)2点左右, 外公去世了. 两年来神志不清靠输液维持的生命结束了, 在大家预料之中, 却又来得突然. 预料之中是因为每个人都预料到这天早晚会来, 来得突然是因为两年中有很多次"化险为夷"的经历,所以这次也觉得还可以撑过去. 其实, 这对外公是个解脱, 对其他人也是. 出国几年, 外婆, 奶奶, 外公相继离世, 我都不在他们身边. 外婆离开的时候我有些激动, 需要别人安慰; 奶奶离开的时候我有预感, 但还是要和别人提起以便发泄一下; 现在最后一个老人离开了, 我平静接受, 不用人安慰, 也不需要发泄, 只是用文字的方式表达对亲人的思念就好了. 外公和外婆的骨灰会和葬在一起, 他们终于又相聚了......大家不用安慰我, 我和我的家人都很好. 大家也不要和我提起外公的去世, 我知道你们很多人都想安慰我, 我心领了.
     
    祝大家都健康.
     
     
     
     
    June 29

    DB

    从神秘华丽低调女子的博客上粘来的,不过她也是转的.我绝对没有推广"京骂"的意思,只是觉得挺逗的,贴上来抒发一下对故乡的思念.
     
    备注:下面提到的"que bi le" 是"瘸逼乐". 这让我想起上次在阿姆斯特丹,我和二子还有神秘华丽低调女子在酒吧,我指着酒单上的Jupiler给服务员看,他们俩异口同声说"猪逼乐".这造啤酒的要是知道他们的中文名被起成这样了估计得气死......还有我现在学的有个养老金体制叫defined benefit,简称DB.每次说到我都能想到另外一个意思.
     
    "Beijingers blindly adore reproductive organs" _____by Jeremy Goldkorn

    Debi (的逼) is Beijing slang for talking bullshit, or something like 'yak yak yak' or 'yada yada yada'.

    The below is translated from Massage Milk, the excellent blog of Wang Xiaofeng, an editor at Life Week magazine (三联生活周刊).

    De bi is a vulgar word often heard in Beijing.

    Beijingers have a habit of blindly adoring reproductive organs: they often add the word bi [slang for vagina] to express their meaning more clearly or for greater effect.

    For example, a motorized scooter for disabled people is often called can mo [short for disabled person's motorbike], but for Beijingers, it's called a que bi le, which you might translate as 'fun for lame cunts'.

    It is a little insulting to disabled people, but it is really representative of Beijing humor.

    It is not worth promoting this kind of humor, but from all these words that are made using bi, we can tell what Beijingers are thinking about all the time.

    The 'de' in de bi is pronounced in the first tone, and longer than the usual 的. It's usually used in the string "debi debi de".


    Other Beijing slang words made up with the word bi are:

    Shi er bi 事儿逼
    While de bi means being too talkative, shi'r bi means having too much shi'r: too many issues, problems, random stuff going on, headaches, always something to break your balls about.

    Er bi 二逼
    Pretentious, stupid, foolish in an annoying way

    Sha bi 傻逼
    Stupid cunt, idiot

    Niu bi 牛逼
    Cow cunt, which means either really cool, or being pompous, swaggering or boastful .

    You can add bi on to the end of many adjectives using the following grammatical principle:
    "Adjective" + bi = Very (特) "adjective" person (的人).